Having seen The Men Who Stare At Goats, one can only imagine how the pitch might have gone. “So, there’s this book, about psychics. In the army. The United States Military set up a Jedi training camp – yeah, we’re calling them Jedis – to train people with psychic ability to fight Iraqis. Or communism. Whatever you want. And George Clooney’s gonna be in it! Why are you looking at me like that?”
Well, at least it’s original.
